Live, Laugh, Lurk

Nothing could be worse than having to take a temporary job in a spooky old college town. Until I discover I'm living downstairs from a terrifying mothman.
The only thing I want is to get back to my old life as soon as possible. But then I realize that the most terrifying thing about the mothman is his obsession with well-made lamps-and I notice how good his backside looks during our shared yoga class. Slowly, he wraps himself around my heart like one of his chunky, hand-knitted blankets. Will I be able to shake off the sparkly moth dust when it's time to go home?